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Why I wish HD technology had hit the market 5 years before it did. by Smittywasnumber1in funny

[–]brandontoms -58 points-57 points ago

NSFW TAG, MAN. FUCK.

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Caught me off guard... (imgur.com)

submitted ago by brandontoms to AdviceAnimals

Whenever I see "Only nineties kids know what these are" on Facebook by Turkeyboy094in AdviceAnimals

[–]brandontoms 0 points1 point ago

What if I told you...

What happens when you ask a dad to kill a bug by greatideasteinbergin funny

[–]brandontoms 23 points24 points ago

And then, while the dad was teaching the child a life lesson, the black widow spider bit both of them, and they all died.

The moral of the story: There's a time for talking and there's a time for squishing. Whenever there is a bug involved in your home, it is time for squishing.

Can't believe it took me this long by DistinctlyRandomin AdviceAnimals

[–]brandontoms 1 point2 points ago

oh yeah, I forgot about that one. Thanks. :-)

Can't believe it took me this long by DistinctlyRandomin AdviceAnimals

[–]brandontoms 3 points4 points ago

The show, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". They do a lot of movie parodies. They've done Million Dollar Baby, Serpico, Pretty Woman, Trading Places, Invincible, Rambo (First Blood, actually), Extreme Home Makeover (not a movie, but still), Lethal Weapon... those are all the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

Lynx Advertising by Mikeman70in funny

[–]brandontoms 123 points124 points ago

That ad definitely says "AXE", not "Lynx". This is "AXE advertising."

This makes me much angrier than it should by 12benroachin funny

[–]brandontoms 15 points16 points ago

"you two chew daily"...

Can't believe it took me this long by DistinctlyRandomin AdviceAnimals

[–]brandontoms 9 points10 points ago

So is most of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, especially the later seasons.

The most obedient dog ever. by zachgravesisgodin aww

[–]brandontoms 0 points1 point ago

HA, OP FOOLED YOU ALL! THAT DOG HAS BEEN TAXIDERMIED!

People always seem to forget the "prefer" by Gallowwolfin AdviceAnimals

[–]brandontoms 33 points34 points ago

The consensus would appear to be (even by your own observation) that the meme is "I don't always X, but when I do, Y".

Cutest way to become an Onion Knight by Se7en_Sinnerin aww

[–]brandontoms 0 points1 point ago

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20366415.jpg

You continue to give a shit about the difference, I'll be over here. Let me know when you're done.

Cutest way to become an Onion Knight by Se7en_Sinnerin aww

[–]brandontoms 0 points1 point ago

I actually thought Dark Souls, because I've been suffering through it for the past month or so.

Cutest way to become an Onion Knight by Se7en_Sinnerin aww

[–]brandontoms 0 points1 point ago

OH, GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE! God, that took me forever to get. lol

Ouch..... by Yewturnin gaming

[–]brandontoms 0 points1 point ago

Y'know, as a fan of the original I was perfectly happy with the game. It was everything I expected it to be.

Dianna Agron is 63 days older than Lindsay Lohan. This is why we don't do cocaine. by Valexannisin pics

[–]brandontoms 1 point2 points ago

Yep. Still generous.

I am theKevin Smith. I came from cum and made CLERKS once. Ask Me Anything. by ThatKevinSmithin IAmA

[–]brandontoms -1 points0 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Bavvw.png

I'm David Cogen, Founder and CEO of The Unlockr, AMA by DavidCogenAmAin IAmA

[–]brandontoms 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/Bavvw.png

I am theKevin Smith. I came from cum and made CLERKS once. Ask Me Anything. by ThatKevinSmithin IAmA

[–]brandontoms -1 points0 points ago

So wait, you're going to be interacting with your cartoon selves? So would you call it a shittier Roger Rabbit or a fuckin' awesome Cool World?

Love you, man. Snoogins. :-D

I am theKevin Smith. I came from cum and made CLERKS once. Ask Me Anything. by ThatKevinSmithin IAmA

[–]brandontoms 4 points5 points ago

Pretty sure Kevin's wife IS happiness as well... therefore...

Jen is money.

I am theKevin Smith. I came from cum and made CLERKS once. Ask Me Anything. by ThatKevinSmithin IAmA

[–]brandontoms -4 points-3 points ago

Proof that money CAN buy happiness. :-D

I am theKevin Smith. I came from cum and made CLERKS once. Ask Me Anything. by ThatKevinSmithin IAmA

[–]brandontoms 0 points1 point ago

Fuck yeah, Affleck can play anything! Jaws 4: Affleck's the fuckin' shark.

Dianna Agron is 63 days older than Lindsay Lohan. This is why we don't do cocaine. by Valexannisin pics

[–]brandontoms 1 point2 points ago

20 minutes... you're so generous. haha

My niece said she was going to the bathroom. The door doesn't lock so when she didn't come out for sometime..I came back to this? by C0rvettein funny

[–]brandontoms 1 point2 points ago

BRILLIANT!

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When Disney bought Marvel 2009, I was afraid of the Disney-fication of my favorite heroes. SO glad this didn't happen: (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by brandontoms to funny

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