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Is there a word, in any language, that is stronger than "hate"? by splintyin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 1 point2 points ago

Detest - surely this outweighs the very much cheapened "hate"

You are granted 3 wishes. 1 has to be selfish; 1has to be malicious; and the last on has to be for the good of humanity by inlifeasindeathin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 2 points3 points ago

That would be rather fucking fantastic - but of course they'd possibly all become even more venomous due to self-imposed repression so as not to be hypocritical if they came out. Or they'd just all end up attending those "God yourself straight" camps of retarded and disgusting scum-baggery.

You are granted 3 wishes. 1 has to be selfish; 1has to be malicious; and the last on has to be for the good of humanity by inlifeasindeathin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 1 point2 points ago

I shall concede that the poor, deluded children who are probably beaten into hating equals due to their parents' insanity would need to be made exempt somehow - however the genie would have to watch out for them becoming full Westboro-ists. Fucking hell the genie would hate me for this workload on him :/

You are granted 3 wishes. 1 has to be selfish; 1has to be malicious; and the last on has to be for the good of humanity by inlifeasindeathin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 1 point2 points ago

Very much an interesting prospect - I really didn't expect this to become so heavily commented :o

You are granted 3 wishes. 1 has to be selfish; 1has to be malicious; and the last on has to be for the good of humanity by inlifeasindeathin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 0 points1 point ago

I have no need for exams anymore, I got my BSc Hons and now I'm freeeeeeeee :D

You are granted 3 wishes. 1 has to be selfish; 1has to be malicious; and the last on has to be for the good of humanity by inlifeasindeathin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 1 point2 points ago

Hmm sounds interesting, would be a good read if you could find it methinks.

You are granted 3 wishes. 1 has to be selfish; 1has to be malicious; and the last on has to be for the good of humanity by inlifeasindeathin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul -1 points0 points ago

Wasn't thinking about it actually - would be too much like necrophilia for my liking :s I like the whole consenting "I want you to fuck me" thing a bit too much for that :P

You are granted 3 wishes. 1 has to be selfish; 1has to be malicious; and the last on has to be for the good of humanity by inlifeasindeathin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 28 points29 points ago

Now that is an interesting point. As a tack-on I'd say that I age at the same rate as others in their "normal" time. Though this, I feel would be more like the small print on my wish.

You are granted 3 wishes. 1 has to be selfish; 1has to be malicious; and the last on has to be for the good of humanity by inlifeasindeathin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 178 points179 points ago

1 - I want to be able to manipulate time as such that I can slow or freeze my surrounds at will.

2 - I would have all members of the Westboro Baptist church spontaneously become HIV positive because I think they're a bunch of cunts

3 - I would stop all of this bullshit with ISP's down-throttling people and reporting you for downloads.

Gays of reddit! Why do some gay men choose to have a gay inflection in their voice? by MathewCin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 0 points1 point ago

So by this you mean the likes of Alan Carr? Hmm, intriguing. The reason I questioned is that I genuinely thought that these chaps spoke as such from youth - surely keeping such a thing up would become a major effort?

Arguing with a friend about evolution by [deleted]in AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 4 points5 points ago

He is wrong, and an idiot. The act of pulling hair is not going to kill those who have weak follicles and so no selective pressure is applied. Give him a pimp-slap... FOR SCIENCE!

Gays of reddit! Why do some gay men choose to have a gay inflection in their voice? by MathewCin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul -2 points-1 points ago

Enlighten me here - what would you say is a "gay inflection"? Because I think this is pretty much one of the most ridiculous things I've read all day.

Reddit, if you had to save a complete stranger's life or the life of your dog that you've had for several years, which would you choose? by tacobgoodin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 3 points4 points ago

I would favour my beloved pet. My reason would be simply that this creature will have given me hope, joy and comfort when I needed it, will have been there for my lowest ebbs and my most happy moments and so I would do anything to preserve it.

Whilst I accept that a fellow human life is dubbed equal to mine and as a scientist, I know it to be greater than that of canines, felines etc in the sense that we can conduct mammalian models of infection etc on them if we can justify it - I would not let this classification affect my judgement for the pet. Just to clarify, I have no dogs, cats or even guinea pigs - I know their value though.

Reddit, if you had to save a complete stranger's life or the life of your dog that you've had for several years, which would you choose? by tacobgoodin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 4 points5 points ago

I'd say the OP is trying to prompt the general idea of asking if you would favour a "lesser" being over a fellow human based on affection. So would you favour a human who was an absolute unknown or a dear and beloved creature which had held your affections for years?

My friend and I are having a Yo Mama joke contest over e-mail. What's your favorite Yo Mama joke? by SirMustache1in AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 1 point2 points ago

Your mum is so fat when she falls over a new tsunami strikes

Your mum is so fat when she jumps in the bath, the water jumps out

Your mum is so nasty she took crabs to the beach

Redditors secrets. I wanted to share a secret with you. by Best-friend-Bradin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 1 point2 points ago

Upvoted for accuracy on my Chrome at this moment in time :D

How do you take on a bar bully hitting on your wife... without totally losing? by ilovecolorsin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 1 point2 points ago

Oh and yeah I did this before - not with a wife as I'm 22 and that shit's miles down the road, but an ex. I walked over, slipped the arms round her waist from behind, said "boo" and asked what the round was, then subsequently loosened the arms round her waist and sucked face. The brief flicker of "suck it, bitch" in my eyes as I looked at the guy sealed the deal methinks.

Complete the following sentence: "Only in America, __________..." by thezizin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 1 point2 points ago

"... would people who use religious views as a major pillar of their campaign get a seriously large amount of support"

How do you take on a bar bully hitting on your wife... without totally losing? by ilovecolorsin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 1 point2 points ago

Ok so let's think here; the guy is hitting on some woman at a bar - he knows fuck-all about her and so he will try his luck. You make it clear that you are with her in a serious manner and she reciprocates, what's he going to do? Kick up shit because she's not an easy target?

How do you take on a bar bully hitting on your wife... without totally losing? by ilovecolorsin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 2 points3 points ago

You walk over to your wife, you grab her in a husband-appropriate manner (ass etc) and then suck her face and say "are you getting the drinks in then love?" and game over.

my ex boyfriend was completely nuts. how do I describe this? by internetznostalgiain AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 1 point2 points ago

Don't let a loony near your poony?

or

Don't let a loon near your poon

After a good deed has (IRL) karma ever repaid you? by IAMA_moronin AskReddit

[–]G1ng3rPaul 1 point2 points ago

I generally try to be nice where I can. Always pondered the idea of listing good and bad stuff I do for an analytic comparison to see if over time I'd break even... yes I am single haha :D

But yeah I'm expecting some good shit soon, got chucked by my GF a fortnight before I left to visit her in the states and had a pretty shitty week tbh :/

I once helped a drunk American find his way from the centre of Glasgow to where his mates were staying (about 2 mile away) on foot because he was lost and didn't know the street etc etc by walking with him the whole way, then doubling back to go back to my flat.

Surely I should have got a karmic reward like a blowjob or something from that :/ Meh

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